Invalid submissions by “SEO experts” (idiots!)

This article was originally about so-called SEO experts who submitted plenty of websites into my directory using fake names, invalid email addresses, and so on. However, a couple of months ago I changed the submission process and now I do require a submitter to give me a link. I do this because:

• My websites need links too ;)
• I don't want monkeys to use my directory (a monkey is a hired person to do very tedious work non-stop; the problem is that monkeys don't know English in many cases)

Currently I do accept only websites that give me a link. However, some retarded submitters still exist. They often

• Type an empty space into the box for a link back
• Type the URL of the homepage into the box for a link back (although about 1 out of 100 does give me a link)
• Type the image verification code into the box for a link back

Some so-called SEO experts do give me a link back, but it's placed on a page that's restricted by robots.txt. Such submissions are rejected without a blink of the eye.

The reason why this article exists is simple; I do wonder why such people exist and what they're trying to achieve. They're just spamming and doing no good. Wasting my time, and wasting own time is what these SEO experts really do.